A policeman stops a man in a car with a duck in the front seat.
“What are you doing with that duck?” He exclaimed, “You should take it to the zoo.”
The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the duck again in the front seat,
with both of them wearing sunglasses.
The policeman pulls him over. “I thought you were going to take that duck to the zoo!”
The man replied,
“I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!”