Got any Grapes

A Duck Joke from Quacking Around

Got any Grapes

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes?”

The bartender looks at him oddly and says, “No, we only sell drinks and stuff.”

The duck says okay and walks out.

Next day, the duck walks into the same bar… “Do you have any grapes”?

“NO! We only sell drinks and stuff.”

The duck leaves, but comes back the next day… “Got any grapes”

“Look: if you come in here tomorrow asking for grapes, I’m going to nail your bill to the bar.”

The next day the duck walks into the bar and says, “Do you have any nails?”

“No…”

“Got any grapes?”